Is “Simon” Suge, ‘Pac’s normal producer? Will Suge be the first to know when ‘Pac hitches a flight back from his New Zealand grass hut/mansion to claim all that record sales, documentary, and future biopic money? This shows that … he was planning this, right? Sacrificing himself (the media was getting to him) and then rising again, in due time, to reclaim the throne.īut the proof is really in this pudding: mysteriously, the Makaveli album is credited to “SIMON” - that’s right, that’s the name of one of the apostles who saw Jesus rise again. They are inspired mostly by allusions in Pac’s lyrics and the cover of Makaveli (the nickname for 1996’s The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory), which features a painting of ‘Pac decked out on a crucifix. It would be cool if any of the many Christ-related theories were true. Look, you can call me crazy, but even ‘Pac’s mom knows he’s still out there: Pac’s autopsy photo has his tattoos mixed up, and if you do your research (LIKE A REAL ‘PAC FAN WOULD) you would notice that it simply had to be generated from stills from the “California Love” video, one of the few times ‘Pac was captured on camera sleeping. The shots of Pac’s crashed BMW after the shooting don’t match up - the damage appears to be completely different in each of them. Why would someone fake this? Well, who knows - this is just the tip of the iceberg of weird photo problems relating to the night of the murder. They are clearly different beards, no question - because of course…his military photo was superimposed on the photo of him in the car! A dominant and lengthy theory in the forum world concerns the disparity between Pac’s facial hair in the two last photos that were supposedly taken of him on the night he was shot. Could the machinations have been less cosmic than we thought?īut if you need more evidence that’s a bit more concrete, the proof is in the photos.

But with this latest story, we’ve got sums of money being exchanged, and a living, breathing person taking responsibility for the charade. We’ve heard about the FBI setting him up (there’s a whole book you can read about this stuff), the significance of the number seven in ‘Pac’s art (oh you haven’t? Please check out this handy Tripod site for reference), the ambiguities surrounding his cremation, the fact that Machiavelli - after whom ‘Pac dubbed himself “Makaveli” - wrote about faking death to fool enemies in battle. He claims that Suge Knight and his posse were privy to the plot (of course they were).īecause the man’s motivations for claiming such a thing are so obscure, this latest explanation has a “You can’t make this shit up” air that most ‘Pac narratives lack. ‘Pac also paid an extra $50,000 for a fake body to be transported to the morgue. This week, one of the weirdest and most chilling to date materialized: a retired cop on his death bed wants to let the world know that ‘Pac paid him $1.5 million to help the rapper take his own life.

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